the cake is a lie beanie

Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this beanie. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

• 60% cotton/40% acrylic
• all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
• really really really warm
• one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.