sad cyclops bucket hat

Are you looking for just the right accessory to hide your crippling sadness? Look no further. No one will see your deep emotional scars through the irony of a hat with an embroidered crying cyclops eye.

Bucket hats are relics from an earlier, simpler time. Your great-great-great grand papi wore a bucket hat while he crossed the Atlantic in only a rowboat. Only those who have spent time deeply reflecting on their own personal style can truly pull off this look. Do you think you are up for the task?

• 100% cotton twill
• 5.7cm (2.25”) brim
• 9.5cm (3.75”) crown
• one size fits all
• sewn eyelets for breathability
• embroidered to order
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney. Embroidered in the USA & Europe.