Beanie - Sad Cyclops
Are you looking for just the right accessory to hide your crippling sadness? Look no further. No one will see your deep emotional scars through the irony of a hat with an embroidered crying cyclops eye.
We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.
- 60% cotton/40% acrylic
- All the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
- Really really really warm
- One size fits all, head circumference: 21 5/8” to 23 1/8”
Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.