salty c*nt bucket hat

This bucket hat is for all of you salty c*nts out there. Think of this like a big warning sign for anyone who might have the misfortune of actually meeting you.

Bucket hats are relics from an earlier, simpler time. Your great-great-great grand papi wore a bucket hat while he crossed the Atlantic in only a rowboat. Only those who have spent time deeply reflecting on their own personal style can truly pull off this look. Do you think you are up for the task?