the cake is a lie dad hat
Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this dad hat. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.
Our dad hats combine great construction and material quality with the alternative style you are looking for. Featuring an unstructured form, curved visor, and an adjustable buckle strap. Comfortable, understated and completely rad.
- 100% chino cotton twill
- unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 8cm (3 ⅛”) crown
- adjustable strap with antique buckle
- fits most noggins, head circumference: 52cm - 55cm (20 ½” - 21 ⅝”)
- shipping worldwide
Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.