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dadrack Beanie White Beanie - G.O.A.T
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g.o.a.t beanie

Regular price $35

It might be hard to admit to yourself, but it's true. You probably are not the greatest of all time at anything. If you are, congrats. For the rest of us chumps, we are left with just wearing hats embroidered with goats.

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

  • 60% cotton/40% acrylic
  • all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
  • really really really warm
  • one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
  • shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.