the cake is a lie pom pom beanie

Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this beanie. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.

If a beanie is just too basic for your special head - you need our pom pom knit beanie. All of the built-in satisfaction of our beanies, with a little extra satisfaction up top. Just as you like it.

• 100% acrylic
• one size fits all, 30cm (12") in length
• pom pom up top, yo
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.