banana peel beanie
You are in first place, and about to take the last corner of Rainbow Road to beat your rival in Mario Kart. Somehow you miss the bundle of yellow pixels ahead, and your cart spins out - you lose the race. If only you had a beanie with a banana peel on it; maybe you would have won the race, the girl and your honour.
We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.
- 60% cotton/40% acrylic
- all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
- really really really warm
- one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
- shipping worldwide
Designed in Sydney.