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dadrack Beanie Green Beanie - Groovy Baby
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groovy baby beanie

Regular price $30

If you have your mojo straighten out darling, this hat is just for you. Show those cats whats good, yeah? Horrible, awful attempt at Austin Powers through text (it's hard!), not very groovy baby, eh?

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

  • 60% cotton/40% acrylic
  • all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
  • really really really warm
  • one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
  • shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.