domo arigato mr roboto beanie

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01100100 00101110. Jokes aside, this hat is pretty great - even if Kilroy Was Here isn't your favorite Styx album.

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

• 60% cotton/40% acrylic
• all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
• really really really warm
• one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.