Beanie - Little Green Man
This little green man beanie is straight out of AREA 51, we've seen dem aliens! They've got some mind control shit going on!! 👽
'Greetings, Earthling. Do not be afraid. We mean you no harm. You are under our control. You want this beanie. You will buy this beanie.'
We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.
- 60% cotton/40% acrylic
- All the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
- Really really really warm
- One size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.