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Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
Beanie - Saturn Squad-Dadrack
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Beanie - Saturn Squad

Regular price $29.95

In the year 2034 we were commissioned by NASA to create a hat for the first landing party of humans on two of the moons of Saturn, Titan and Enceladus. For a limited time only (our temporal rip only lasts so long) you can get one of this hats without all of the annoying astronaut training!

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

  • 60% cotton/40% acrylic
  • All the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
  • Really really really warm
  • One size fits all, head circumference: 21 5/8” to 23 1/8”

Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.

10% donated to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia.

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