little green man bucket hat
This little green man bucket hat is straight out of AREA 51, we've seen dem aliens! They've got some mind control shit going on!! 👽
'Greetings, Earthling. Do not be afraid. We mean you no harm. You are under our control. You want this bucket hat. You will buy this bucket hat.'
Bucket hats are relics from an earlier, simpler time. Your great-great-great grand papi wore a bucket hat while he crossed the Atlantic in only a rowboat. Only those who have spent time deeply reflecting on their own personal style can truly pull off this look. Do you think you are up for the task?
- 100% cotton twill
- 5.7cm (2.25”) brim
- 9.5cm (3.75”) crown
- one size fits all
- sewn eyelets for breathability
- shipping worldwide
Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.