the cake is a lie bucket hat

Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this bucket hat. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.

Bucket hats are relics from an earlier, simpler time. Your great-great-great grand papi wore a bucket hat while he crossed the Atlantic in only a rowboat. Only those who have spent time deeply reflecting on their own personal style can truly pull off this look. Do you think you are up for the task?

• 100% cotton twill
• 5.7cm (2.25”) brim
• 9.5cm (3.75”) crown
• one size fits all
• sewn eyelets for breathability
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.