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Bucket Hat - The Cake Is A Lie-Dadrack
Bucket Hat - The Cake Is A Lie-Dadrack
Bucket Hat - The Cake Is A Lie-Dadrack
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Bucket Hat - The Cake Is A Lie

Regular price $32.95

Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this bucket hat. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.

Bucket hats are relics from an earlier, simpler time. Your great-great-great grand papi wore a bucket hat while he crossed the Atlantic in only a rowboat. Only those who have spent time deeply reflecting on their own personal style can truly pull off this look. Do you think you are up for the task?

  • 100% cotton twill
  • 2.25” brim
  • 3.75” crown
  • 3 ⅛” crown
  • One size fits all
  • Sewn eyelets for breathability

Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.

10% donated to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia.

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