Bucket Hat - The Cake Is A Lie
Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this bucket hat. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.
Bucket hats are relics from an earlier, simpler time. Your great-great-great grand papi wore a bucket hat while he crossed the Atlantic in only a rowboat. Only those who have spent time deeply reflecting on their own personal style can truly pull off this look. Do you think you are up for the task?
- 100% cotton twill
- 5.7cm (2.25”) brim
- 9.5cm (3.75”) crown
- One size fits all
- Sewn eyelets for breathability
Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.