Camp Hat - The Cake Is A Lie
Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this camp hat. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.
Legends say that the first camp hat was worn by none other than American frontier hero Paul Bunyan. These days they are mostly worn only by visionary, rugged, masculine, well-endowed and sensitive young men.
- Soft-structured, five-panel, low-profile cap
- 100% cotton
- Metal eyelets
- Nylon strap clip closure
- Fits most noggins, head circumference: 19 5/8“ to 22 1/2"
Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.
10% donated to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia.