Dad Hat - The Cake is a Lie
Effort is futile. All of your promised rewards are merely fictitious motivators. There was never a cake, and there will never be a cake. Unless of course if you purchase this dad hat. I think that's what GlaDOS was implying anyway.
They might be called dad hats, but you don't have to have tiny humans running around to enjoy them. Our dad hats combine great construction and material quality with the alternative style you are looking for. Featuring an unstructured form, curved visor, and an adjustable buckle strap. Comfortable, understated and completely rad.
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 8cm (3 ⅛”) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- Fits most noggins, head circumference: 52cm - 55cm (20 ½” - 21 ⅝”)
Designed in Sydney, embroidered in the USA.