cherry cherry beanie

Have you guys seen the new leaks that George Washington didn't actually cut down that cherry tree? It turns out that Russian hackers got to it too.

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

• 60% cotton/40% acrylic
• all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
• really really really warm
• one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.