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If you are insufferably ironic, this is the hat for you. Come on - imagine the reactions you will get wearing this bad boy around town. While it's true that no one will really care or notice; if it makes you laugh thats all that matters - dad humour 101.

We won't lie to you. Beanies are only really good for three things. First, they do a good job of hiding your thinning, receding hairline. Second, they keep your brain meat warm during cold times. Third and finally, they send out an electromagnetic signal which lets everyone in the surrounding area know that you are always down for a session.

• 60% cotton/40% acrylic
• all the satisfaction your tiny body can handle
• really really really warm
• one size fits all, head circumference: 55cm - 59cm (21 5/8” - 23 1/8”)
• shipping worldwide

Designed in Sydney.
Embroidered in the USA & Europe.